Latest Funny One Liners

A wife can enjoy anything, until it's not my salary.

Why do women have vaginas? So men will talk to them.

I wanted to lose 10 pounds this year. Only 13 to go.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

What was Forrest Gump's email password? "1forrest1"

I bet we can get into some serious Treble together.

Father's day, the most confusing day in the ghetto.