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I'm jealous of all the people that haven't met you!

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They say you are what you eat, so lay off the nuts.

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I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together.

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Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it!

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If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.

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I really lack the words to compliment myself today.

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What do sea monsters eat for lunch? Fish and ships.

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