Latest Funny One Liners

I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back.

How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it.

Unless you're the lead dog, the view never changes.

Money talks ...but all mine ever says is good-bye.

Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.

A pedigree bulldog missing. Founders - rest in peace.'

Life's a bitch, 'cause if it was a slut, it'd be easy.