Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.
Men have only two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
What's the difference between a paycheck and a penis? You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck
Who can make more money in a week, a drug dealer or a prostitute? The prostitute because she can wash and resell her crack
