A friend is like a book: you don't need to read all of them, just pick the best ones
What did the blanket say to the bed? Don't worry Ive got you covered!
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
Difference between proposing? The guy gets on one knee to propose.... The girl just says: "I'm pregnant"
