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Let's emotionally damage each other and call it Love.

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Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.

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Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings".

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Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

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I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small.

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I own the erasers for all the miniature golf pencils.

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What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson!

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