Latest Funny One Liners

You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.

Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.

I wasn't lying, I was just writing fiction with my mouth.

Egotist: A person who is usually me-deep in conversation.

Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

War does not determine who is right – only who is left.