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Missionary Impossible: When 2 fat people try to have sex.

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Occasionally, a true friend gives his paw not his hand...

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Why didn't the dog want to play football? It was a boxer!

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If Eve wore a fig leaf, what did Adam wear? A hole in it.

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Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia: Fear of long words.

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Why do women prefer old gynecologists? Their shaky hands!

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Better at sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.

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