Latest Funny One Liners

If you can't beat the record, you can beat up its owner.

Why did the bee get married? Because he found his honey.

You do realize makeup isn't going to fix your stupidity?

Failure is not falling down, it is not getting up again.

What would martin luther king be if he was white? Alive.

It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant? Spare ribs.