Latest Funny One Liners

How do construction workers party? they raise the roof.

Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes.

You know, you're not that bad looking -- for a fat-ass.

I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it.

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?

Men approve of premarital sex until daughters are born.

I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy.