Latest Funny One Liners

If mummies are from egypt, then where are daddies from?

Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.

You're so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.

Plan ahead - It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one.

Brains aren't everything. In your case they're nothing.