Latest Funny One Liners

How do you stop a fish from smelling? Cut its nose off.

Where does Dracula keep his valuables? In a blood bank.

Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.

What will it take to reunite Nirvana? Two more bullets.

Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

There's only one problem with your face, I can see it.

Your cock is so small you could use it to floss teeth.