Latest Funny One Liners

We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

It's uncomfortable when the neighbor's kids look like you.

Even if you were eaten, there will still be a two way out.

I disapprove of every conspiracy of which I am not a part.

You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back.

Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.

Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics.