Latest Funny One Liners

What is a blonde's favorite fairy tale? Humpme Dumpme!

My idea of flirting is giving a girl 1 of my 10 tacos.

I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere.

I was born to be a pessimist. My blood type is B Negative.

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.

You sound reasonable. It must be time to up my medication!

Heading out for drinks, bail money's on top of the fridge.