Latest Funny One Liners

I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice.

Looking at you is getting my dick harder than Chuck Norris

Are you the square root of -1? Because you can't be real.

Laziness is when a person doesn't fake that he's working.

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe

I'm having an introvert party and you're all not invited.

Coffee, Chocolate, Men. Some things are just better rich.