Latest Funny One Liners

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

You are living proof that manure can sprout legs and walk.

We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way.

For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.

Well aren't you a waste of two billion years of evolution.