Latest Funny One Liners

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost ? Because frost bites !

I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.

I've had so much to drink that you're beginning to look good.

I'm really good at stuff until people watch me do that stuff.

Hey, you have something on your chin... no, the 3rd one down.

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all stupid people.