Latest Funny One Liners

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.

I was going to give him a nasty look, but he already had one.

You're not old until a teenager describes you as middle-aged.

Did Adam and Eve ever have a date? No, but they had an Apple.

What do men and women have in common? They both distrust men.

What are the worst six years in a blonde's life? Third Grade!

Can you say three two-letter words that mean small? Is it in?