Latest Funny One Liners

I need a new bank account. This one has run out of money.

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!

If anything is used to its full potential, it will break.

Why do blondes wear underwear? To keep their ankles warm.

A wife in big doses is poison, in small doses - medicine.

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes? Toes go in first!