Latest Funny One Liners

What's a man's idea of a balanced diet? Beer in each hand!

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Are you always this stupid or is today a special occasion?

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Inflation: Being broke with a lot of money in your pocket.

My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him!

Nothing brings neighbors together, like a broken elevator.