Latest Funny One Liners

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

What's the most common sleeping position of a man? Around.

Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast.

Life didn't work out, but everything else is not that bad.

What is a vampires favourite type of ship? A blood vessel.

Any woman deserves sex, but not every woman a second time.

This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.