Latest Funny One Liners

Friends are forever. Until they get in a relationship.

It is much easier to apologize than to ask permission.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

How Do they say "F**k You" in Hollywood? "Trust Me..."

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How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand!

What do prisoners use to call each other? Cell phones.