Latest Funny One Liners

Never marry a woman who was captain of the debate team.

The panic begins with the first one to say 'Calm down!'

Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!

I feel like Tampax - at a good place, but wrong time...

Avoid arguments about the toilet seat...use the sink...

Marriage is like a coffin and each kid is another nail.

Get a new car for your spouse - it'll be a great trade!