Latest Funny One Liners

If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib!

Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glasses.

Save your breath... You'll need it to blow up your date.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't!

Sex is a misdemeanor; the more I miss, the meaner I get!

Sit down, give your mind a rest - it obviously needs it.