Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!
Secret: Something which is told to one person at a time.
When your kids are little, you're a superhero. When they're teens you're a super villain. After that, your only power is invisibility.
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
