Latest Funny One Liners

Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?

Blind man walks into a bar... And a table, and a chair.

Why do blacks smell? So blind people can hate them too.

I don't have a Fitbit. But I have a couple of fat bits.

26.8 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Hear about the new gay sitcom? "Leave it, it's Beaver."

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.