Latest Funny One Liners

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot them?

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

Drink coffee! Do stupid things faster with more energy!

Everything is edible, some things are only edible once.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Why do men masturbate? it is sex with someone they love

A woman about sex has to know 'why?' and a man 'where?'