Latest Funny One Liners

What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 5 drinks

I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

What does a penis and an ego have in common? All men have one!

How can you tell if a man is sexually excited? He's breathing.

Take time to relax especially when you don't have time for it.

He is known as a miracle comic. If he's funny, it's a miracle!

If a mute kid swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?