Latest Funny One Liners

It is easier to preach ten sermons than it is to live one.

We must pay for the mistakes of our youth... at the drugstore.

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone

How do you confuse a blonde? You don't. They're born that way!

What do Lifesavers do that a man can't? Come in eight flavors.

The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.