How do you confuse a blonde? You don't. They're born that way!
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball
Will you marry me, so I can move in with you, become unemployed, play video games, eat cheetos all day long and buy you gifts with food stamps ?
Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don't stop".
