Latest Funny One Liners

A liberal is just a conservative that hasn't been mugged yet.

I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

It's funny how one person can make you never trust anybody...

Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.

Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?

It's not how good your work is, it's how well you explain it.

Just remember ...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.