Latest Funny One Liners

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.

Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

Definition of a teenager? God's punishment for enjoying sex.

I could be a morning person. If morning started around noon.

When you get to your wit's end, You'll find God lives there.

Careful! Angry dog in the backyard! Please do not crush him.