Latest Funny One Liners

How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up as an alter boy.

If someone is spitting behind you, it means you're in front.

Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.

How does a man take a bubble bath? He eats beans for dinner.

What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy? A dry Martinez.

Why can't men get mad cow disease? Because they're all pigs.

What do you give the blonde that has everything? Penicillin.