Latest Funny One Liners

I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works.

How are airplanes and women alike? They both have cockpits.

Everyone can find one person or three cats waiting for him.

You should argue with your wife only when she's not around.

Last time I got caught stealing a calendar I got 12 months.

Morning is the time when everyone is jealous of unemployed.

What did the little Mexican boy get for Christmas? My bike.