Latest Funny One Liners

If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

Trying to understand women is like trying to smell color 9.

Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.

If you force sex on a prostitute is it rape or shoplifting?

Why wasn't the vampire working? He was on his coffin break.

Be safety conscious. 80% of people are caused by accidents.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.