You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse.
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesMiss Anders... I didn't recognize you with your clothes on.
This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesHow many golfers does it take to change a light bulb? FORE!
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This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesHe's not dead; he's electroencephalographic-ally challenged.
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This One-liner joke is rated: 0 from: 0 votesI don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
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