Latest Funny One Liners

And in her smile I see something more beautiful than the stars.

Always wear high heels, it makes it easier to look down on him.

Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

They call it "pms" because "mad cow disease" was already taken.

You stare at frozen juice cans because they say, "concentrate".

Lite: the new way to spell "Light," now with 20% fewer letters!

Why'd the semen cross the road? I wore the wrong pair of socks.