Trying to understand women is like trying to smell color 9.
The common thing between a woman and a condom is the fact that they both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
Dear Week, I'm so over you. I'm leaving you for your best friend, Weekend. Don't try to find us for at least 2 days
Old Chinese proverb: Rape impossible! Woman with skirt up run faster than man with trousers down!
