Latest Funny One Liners

Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.

A book just fell on my head. I've only got myshelf to blame.

Why did the duck go to rehab? Because he was a quack addict!

The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.

Being an ugly girl is like being a man......you have to work

Sometimes waking up means the best part of your day is over!

Secret to success is to know who to blame for your failures.