Why can't men get mad cow disease? Because they're all pigs.
Haven't seen any UFOs lately. Wondering if the galaxy is downsizing their space programs too
What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine's Day? Let me call you Tweet heart!
Girls wanting giant ass teddy bears, & VS bags, and bouquets of underwear for valentines day. Just give me some pizza & I'll love u forever.
