A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night
