A woman is like a parachute that can refuse at any time, that's why you need to have a spare one.
Marriage advice for dummies: Five worst things you can do 5 Abandon 4 Lie 3 Cheat 2 Abuse 1 Forget to start the dishwasher
What is Dracula's favorite fruit? A nectarine.
A healthy relationship is a relationship based on a lie.