Darling, will you catch me if I jump into the water?' 'Darling, if I say yes, will you jump?
That's a cool story bro, but let me get an expert on cool stories down here so I know what I'm dealing with
Friends wave red flags when you have a bad idea. Real friends pick up a camera
I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller", he said "Not you again"