Darling, will you catch me if I jump into the water?' 'Darling, if I say yes, will you jump?
Definition of a bachelor: A man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable
Did you know that Santa's not allowed to go down chimneys this year? It was declared unsafe by the Elf and Safety Commission.
Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash. Mind if we shared a cab home?