Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down.
Only in America,do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall
I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?
