Get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day
Women are unable to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking because these men already have boyfriends.
What do you call it when a 90 year old man masturbates successfully? Miracle whip
My new password is "incorrect". This way, whenever I forget what it is, the computer will say "Your password is incorrect"