Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? Under his work boots.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used rubbers? One is a Goodyear and the other is a great year
Why can't men get mad cow disease? Because they're all pigs.
Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well...Enough about me! How about you?