Ham and Eggs: A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?
Take an icecube to the bar, smash it and say: "Now that I've broken the ice, will you sleep with me?"
