Ham and Eggs: A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
It is said that, you can't buy happiness. You only need to know the right places
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again
