What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?
What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut will have sex with anyone, a bitch will have sex with anyone but you
Oh, you're straight? Well, so is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet.
Forgive me father for I will sin.