I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom until they are flashing behind you
Why didn't Cupid shoot his arrow at the lawyer's heart? Because even Cupid can't hit a target that small
How can you tell which is the head nurse? The one with the dirty knees.