I thought I was just really tired but it's been 5 years so I guess this is how I look now
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.
We just got a fax. At work. We didn't know we had a fax machine. The entire department just stared at it. I poked it with a stick.
When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
